What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

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What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby ScArEcRoW » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:46 am

My preacher brought politics to the pulpit this weekend by asking What would Jesus be; Republican or Democrat. I estimate that our congregational make up would be 70% Dem 30% Rep. As he pointed out Democrats support gay rights, God calls it an abomination. Abortion, God refers to fetuses as unborn children. Regarding Republicans he spoke of greed and money. "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." Matthew 19:24
I saw a lot of red faced parishioner Sunday, but I don't know if it was anger or guilt.
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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby Cate McCalley » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:52 am

ScArEcRoW wrote:My preacher brought politics to the pulpit this weekend by asking What would Jesus be; Republican or Democrat. I estimate that our congregational make up would be 70% Dem 30% Rep. As he pointed out Democrats support gay rights, God calls it an abomination. Abortion, God refers to fetuses as unborn children. Regarding Republicans he spoke of greed and money. "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." Matthew 19:24
I saw a lot of red faced parishioner Sunday, but I don't know if it was anger or guilt.


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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby GFunkMoneyDog » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:54 am

Yeah, he's fiddin to be lookin for a new church. Democrats go ape shit if you question their party platform.
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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby goat47 » Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:28 am

Jesus wouldn't vote. He could not vote for the lesser of two evils.
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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby Gunslinger » Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:21 pm

Jesus would be a Democrat.
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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby Legion » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:02 pm

Gunslinger wrote:Jesus would be a Democrat.


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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby PharmGirl » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:31 pm

The Devil would be a Democrat.
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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby Pappy » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:49 pm

PharmGirl wrote:The Devil would be a Democrat.

Ur all Democrats you just play along with Funk. :lol:
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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby Rip Torn » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:50 pm

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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:39 pm

He would be a Jehovah's Witness...
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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:45 pm

I would like to know where all these riches are that us registered republicans have... That is just a stereotype not a belief... Go back to your preacher and ask him if he has ever seen Negroes that didn't tap dance, eat fried chicken, and watermelon... You may also tell him for me that he is a dumb shit and should have a proctologist check him for a brain tumor... I certainly resent being branded, by some sanctimonious asshole like him... No question where his politics lie... MSNBC watching, Obama suck ass democrat... Dumbass!!!!
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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby Gopher » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:47 pm

ScArEcRoW wrote:My preacher brought politics to the pulpit this weekend by asking What would Jesus be; Republican or Democrat. I estimate that our congregational make up would be 70% Dem 30% Rep. As he pointed out Democrats support gay rights, God calls it an abomination. Abortion, God refers to fetuses as unborn children. Regarding Republicans he spoke of greed and money. "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." Matthew 19:24
I saw a lot of red faced parishioner Sunday, but I don't know if it was anger or guilt.


He gave it to both parties.
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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:56 pm

Gopher wrote:
ScArEcRoW wrote:My preacher brought politics to the pulpit this weekend by asking What would Jesus be; Republican or Democrat. I estimate that our congregational make up would be 70% Dem 30% Rep. As he pointed out Democrats support gay rights, God calls it an abomination. Abortion, God refers to fetuses as unborn children. Regarding Republicans he spoke of greed and money. "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." Matthew 19:24
I saw a lot of red faced parishioner Sunday, but I don't know if it was anger or guilt.


He gave it to both parties.

Yes, but a very biased, and unfair assessment of the republicans...
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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby Angry Whiteguy » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:58 pm

I honestly can't see how anyone could be a democrat and a Christian at the same time... You can't serve two masters...
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Re: What Would Jesus Be? Republican or Democrat?

Postby Cate McCalley » Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:03 pm

Angry Whiteguy wrote:I would like to know where all these riches are that us registered republicans have... That is just a stereotype not a belief... Go back to your preacher and ask him if he has ever seen Negroes that didn't tap dance, eat fried chicken, and watermelon... You may also tell him for me that he is a dumb shit and should have a proctologist check him for a brain tumor... I certainly resent being branded, by some sanctimonious asshole like him... No question where his politics lie... MSNBC watching, Obama suck ass democrat... Dumbass!!!!


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